stumpomatic:

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liqhtly:

i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between

(via notstumpyet)

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frnkieroandthecellabration:

IM NOT CRYING YOURE CRYING

queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

(Source: susemoji, via uncle-jiggy)

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What You Crave vs What You Need
  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.
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royalanomaly:

some legends are told

some turn to dust or to gold

but you will remember me

remember me

image

(via butevengoodguysstillgetpaid)

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methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via notstumpyet)

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ggoing:

do you ever FEEL yourself being annoying but you CAN’T stop

(via milesandmaisy)

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senpai-chan-kun-san:

MYAAHHHH